FREAK PREVIEWS!
Surfing the Adult Web
with Mike McMacintosh

Site Reviewed: CLIT EASTWOOD

Niche: CLIT

ClitEastwood.com… that’s quite the name this website is saddled with, and quite a reputation to live up to. Apparently, the reason for choosing this particular name lies in their catch-phrase, which is: “Go ahead… rub my clit!” Remember that Dirty Harry movie, Sudden Impact? The one from the 1980s? Of course you do. Well, once you get beyond the mediocre humor of the title and front page, what you’ll find is a damn fine specialty fetish website devoted exclusively to that mysterious, tiny female penis some call the “clitoris”, whatever THAT is…
ClitEastwood.com claims to be the web’s largest repository of big clit action, and I see no reason to doubt their claims. The picture section contains hundreds of gynecologically explicit photo shoots featuring scores of leg-spreading models who happen to be blessed with the biggest, freakiest looking love flickers you’ve ever laid your eyes upon. Whether they’re doing full-on hardcore scenes or lesbian licky-lick, these ladies are sporting some impressive wood, there’s no doubt about it. I’d even go so far as to say that some of these ladies are at least as well hung as Gary Coleman!
The video section is equally outrageous, with multiple streaming and downloadable formats featuring some truly amazing footage of some truly awesome clits. The videos are mostly Windows Media format, which is by far the most popular, so no complaints there. There are some nice close ups in both the video and photo gallery sections, and the hardcore focus on those plump, juicy, XXX-large clits is much appreciated.
If you’re looking for a Spaghetti Western or a Dirty Harry movie, then ClitEastwood.com probably isn’t for you. On the other hand, if you’re looking for great clitoris-oriented content, you won’t be disappointed. As an added bonus, this Guerilla site offers the usual scads and scads of freebies, such as access to hundreds of other websites in dozens of categories - both related and not - each with their own stable of downloadable videos and picture galleries, as well as extra video feeds, e-zines, message boards, chatrooms, etc, etc, ad whatever!

I give ClitEastwood.com my Five Fingers of Big-Clit-Loving Approval!